Half Sack....Half a Sack with a Shit Load of Balls

Los Angeles authorities say a man who fell to his death after killing an elderly Los Angeles woman was an actor
who appeared in the FX television show "Sons of Anarchy".
The man was identified as 28 year old Johnny Lewis, maybe better known as Kip Epps, or "Half Sack" on the biker drama for 2 seasons. 

The woman was and 81 year old Catherine Davis who was beaten to death and found in a driveway in Los Feliz area and Johnny Lewis was found dead near a wall.

Investigators say Lewis apparently beat the woman to death and fought with two other men before climbing a wall and falling to his death, or jumping to his death.

Lewis was renting from her and the motive is unknown at this time.

Side car buddy

This is not my dog, but I do have a Golden Retriever, and I bet he wishes I had a side car for my bike. The other day, I took my bike around the block for a quick clutch adjustment test ride and he chased me all around! He loves riding in the car. I bet he'd really love a "Side Car"!

B.A.D.D.

Strange note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge...

"It's not working! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at a friends house!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold...

What the hell is she talking about?!!

The girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters ... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Accomplices

So there...Take that!

Springer

Ha!