B.A.D.D.

Strange note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge...

"It's not working! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at a friends house!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold...

What the hell is she talking about?!!

The girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters ... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Accomplices

So there...Take that!

Springer

Ha!

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Re "tired"

On my companies Intranet, they posted a retiree.

Actual post below, with exception of removing his first name and my company name...

Dunlap to retire


Dunlap will retire on Feb. 27 after 39 years with “Undisclosed company name”. A reception will be held from 2 to 3:30 p.m. on Feb. 24 in the Financial Services Building common area.



Being as Dunlap is the stock Harley Davidson tire, does anyone else find this a wee bit peculiar?
Sounds like Dunlap is making retreads now.
Um... my bike has some bald tires. I think I need to Retire with Dunlaps.