Monday, August 6, 2012

The girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters ... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Tuesday, March 27, 2012


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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Re "tired"

On my companies Intranet, they posted a retiree.

Actual post below, with exception of removing his first name and my company name...

Dunlap to retire


Dunlap will retire on Feb. 27 after 39 years with “Undisclosed company name”. A reception will be held from 2 to 3:30 p.m. on Feb. 24 in the Financial Services Building common area.



Being as Dunlap is the stock Harley Davidson tire, does anyone else find this a wee bit peculiar?
Sounds like Dunlap is making retreads now.
Um... my bike has some bald tires. I think I need to Retire with Dunlaps.









Thursday, February 2, 2012

Rage

I'm usually a pretty peaceful guy, but I fear that if I saw this little pecker head on the streets I'd have to commence in some serious ass kicking, face pulverizing and wipe that F'n smile off of his face.
Just sayin....


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I was too drunk to drive my motorcycle home last night.

Last night I went out drinking with my buddies.
We went to the local watering hole we always meet at.
A good time was had by all.
Maybe too good a time for me, because I was way too drunk to safely ride my motorcycle home.
Being the responsible person I am, I was going to get a cab. When I called for one, the wait was longer than I was willing to stand, and I really wanted to leave before Momma got too angry 'bout how late I was out with the guys. So the next best option was to take a bus home; which I did.
It was pretty amazing, because I have never driven a bus before, and I haven't yet figured out who's bus it was that I took either! I'm guessing I'll find out soon enough.