Puzzled

Some of what I got, and some of what I did over Christmas break.

Picture Perect.

25% off Papa John's Pizza deal in Minnesota. I know it aint motorsikels, but it is a good deal!

25% off your entire regularly priced order!

The Totino-Grace Concert Choir has been invited to participate in the National Presidents Day Choral Festival Feb. 1-4, 2013 at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington D.C. It is a prestigious honor in which only a handful of high school choirs have been selected to participate. Totino-Grace will be representing all Minnesotans honoring the life and service of President John F. Kennedy at this event 50 years after his death. To make this an affordable trip for all participating students, Totino Grace Choir students are trying to raise approximately 1/2 the cost of the trip to offset each students travel expenses, approximately $30,000.

This promo is currently running now and will continue running through December of 2013 whenever an order is placed online at www.papajohns.com from a participating Papa Johns online ordering location in Minnesota. The person making the order will receive 25% off a regular priced online purchase and Totino-Grace Choir will receive 10% in fundraising proceeds from orders generated using our Special Promo code TGCHOIR.

You may use this promo code, TGCHOIR as often as you like and can share it with anyone. Just make sure orders are placed online.

Thank you for your support!

Half Sack....Half a Sack with a Shit Load of Balls

Los Angeles authorities say a man who fell to his death after killing an elderly Los Angeles woman was an actor
who appeared in the FX television show "Sons of Anarchy".
The man was identified as 28 year old Johnny Lewis, maybe better known as Kip Epps, or "Half Sack" on the biker drama for 2 seasons. 

The woman was and 81 year old Catherine Davis who was beaten to death and found in a driveway in Los Feliz area and Johnny Lewis was found dead near a wall.

Investigators say Lewis apparently beat the woman to death and fought with two other men before climbing a wall and falling to his death, or jumping to his death.

Lewis was renting from her and the motive is unknown at this time.

Side car buddy

This is not my dog, but I do have a Golden Retriever, and I bet he wishes I had a side car for my bike. The other day, I took my bike around the block for a quick clutch adjustment test ride and he chased me all around! He loves riding in the car. I bet he'd really love a "Side Car"!

B.A.D.D.

Strange note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge...

"It's not working! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at a friends house!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold...

What the hell is she talking about?!!

The girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters ... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'